thats what girls do

have you ever though what girls have been thinking? well now we knoe!

She says … She means …

Yes -No

No -Yes

Maybe -No

We need- I want

I’m sorry- You’ll be sorry

We need to talk -I need to complain

Sure…go ahead -I don’t want you to

Is my butt fat? -Tell me I’m beautiful

Do what you want -You’ll pay for this later

I’m not upset -Of course I’m upset, you moron!

Are you listening to me?? -Too late, you’re dead

You have to learn to communicate -Just agree with me

Be romantic, turn out the lights -I have flabby thighs

You’re so.. manly -You need a shave and you sweat a lot

Do you love me? -I’m going to ask for something expensive

It’s your decision -The correct decision should be obvious by now

You’re certainly attentive tonight- Is sex all you ever think about??

I’ll be ready in a minute -Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

How much do you love me? -I did something today that you’re really
not gonna like